Miguel Quiame is an Angolan international footballer who plays professionally as a left back for AD Mação in Portugal.
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Journey to Ixtlan is the third book by Carlos Castaneda, published as a work of nonfiction by Simon & Schuster in 1972. It is about an apprenticeship to the Yaqui shaman, Don Juan.
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